I hate them. I really do.

Not because an income tax is unconstitutional - meaning no one has to pay them - yet they still get away with lawsuits garnishing wages and putting people in jail. Not because they never refund me the amount of money I deserve to get back.

No, it's because they insist my last name is 'Rodriguez'. They want me to send them PROOF that my last name IS Rodriguez. Anyone who knows me will know that my last name is not Rodriguez, nor am I of any sort of Spanish/Hispanic descent. I am half Korean and caucasian by way of Saxony. In fact, I had already called the IRS before this fiasco for another, unrelated fiasco and was addressed as "Ms. Robinson", which is in fact my last name. Somewhere in between that point and the first notice addressed to Rodriguez, my name magically changed in the system. Yes, I was born in Texas, and yes, I do live with someone with a Spanish last name, but that does not make me a) a legal/illegal Mexican/Central American or b) one of that descent.

So please, Internal Revenue Service, allow your clerks a brief reprieve before they trek towards the end of the alphabet to make sure I am never addressed as 'Rodriguez', 'Robertson', 'Ravioli', or any other such last name.

And for Christ's sake, fix it so I can first get my tax refund and then my fucking stimulus check, you thieves.